There's hope for beauty school students
Sorry for the long absence everyone! I’ve been scouring for great material for this blog and it’s coming! When a footballer sports a hairstyle that would make Jonathan Antin* cuss it’s a hair crime. If the hairstyle makes you feel green around the gills, it’s a hair crime against humanity. Because no stylist, no matter how little training s/he had, should try the ones pictured. Ever!
The first offense is Jermaine Defoe of Tottenham Hotspurs. I’ve nothing against mohawks but a stripe along the side of his head? How do you shampoo that? Is that a head or a helmet? Help me out here! If he got involved in a nasty fight how will the likes of Joey Barton and Nemanja Vidic rip out the stripe? Is that why Paluvchenko and his co-hort look disheartened?
* Jonathan Antin is the owner of Jonathan Salon in West Hollywood and starred in Bravo’s reality TV show Blow Out. He is a judge on Bravo’s Shear Genius.
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