Coming to a Borough Near You!

  First there were the sports cars, the palatial homes, the bling, and now underground lairs. Frank Lampard is planning to build an underground swimming pool, gym and home theatre system despite objections from his neighbours in Chelsea.  He was already granted a permit to begin the project.  You can click on the link above…

Of Men and “Little Men”

Due to the racy nature of this post I chose not to put in a picture.  I’m sure the pictures are available on the Internet somewhere! We at Footistas drool when we think about the studs of footy.  We even get turned on.  However, it’s different when the ‘ballers themelves get turned on whilst playing…

Man City Caught Boozing, Not Cast in Old School Sequel

Recently Manchester City’s manager, Roberto Mancini, expressed his disdain over the “drinking culture” of English players.  He was referring to four players who were caught boozing at a party hosted by St. Andrews University students.  Instead of being uptight like Mancini, we at Footistas have a different angle to explore.  Someone like Adam Johnson and…

Spanx for Men Part I: Ronaldo

  One of Footista’s popular features is Spanx for Men.  Here  we explore the players who indulged in too many Krispy Kremes and we examine the photographic evidence.  We start with Ronaldo, the polar opposite of Cristiano Ronaldo in terms of girth.     Ronaldo once starred for teams like Real Madrid and AC Milan and thrilled…

Signs That The Gaffer is a Drunk

  You are in the starting XI and notice that something’s off with the manager.  Here are signs that he needs help.  Would say she as well but only one player has an issue with Hope Powell.  Anyway,  here goes … His face turns red and it’s raining. He lets the weakest link take the…